| Jade | 17 | INTJ |

Semi-hiatus as I have college and studying.

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Being in the Potter cast is like signing a contract that ensures you will get blessed by the puberty fairy.

imsoconfused16:

owlchicken:

merrymepippin:

theblackship:

romioneshipper:

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hogwartskidsproblems:

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The last one really fucked me over

Come on tho oliver wood was a babe from the moment he stepped onscreen

Yep, Oliver Wood always was the hottest of Hogwarts.

I’d be allover his wood. If you know what I mean.



twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg


glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.


lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god



rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills


existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.


tsartorial:

first things first i’m image


Sherlock: You're going out tonight.
John: Yes, actually-
Sherlock: Your hair is combed, a subtle dab of gel, clearly used so that the wind won't dishevel your hair. You've recently shaved, probably right before walking into the room, since there are clear signs of reddening around the lips, cheeks, and chin.
John: Sherlock-
Sherlock: You are nicely dressed, though thats saying something because you are always kept together, but this is different. You are wearing an expensive dress shirt, clearly just bought due to the fact you forgot to remove the tag. You're also wearing a suit jacket, which you don't wear often, you mostly wear jackets or coats. Your trousers are ironed, which means you went to a lot of trouble to look nice.
John: Yes, but-
Sherlock: *sniffing* You are wearing cologne, the one you only wear on a special occasion. Its a date, then.
John: Yes, okay, fine. But-
Sherlock: Vague smell of mouth wash. Don't want to have bad breath. Extra precautions. Wow, she must be special.
John: *completely exasperated* I made reservations.
Sherlock: Obviously.
John: For us.
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Sherlock: You mean?
John: Yes.
Sherlock: Oh.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.


perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?


troyesivan:

mom please can I have 50,000 dollars and a popsicle



gnarly:

Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself