| Jade | 17 | INTJ |
Semi-hiatus as I have college and studying.
The last one really fucked me over
Come on tho oliver wood was a babe from the moment he stepped onscreen
Yep, Oliver Wood always was the hottest of Hogwarts.
I’d be allover his wood. If you know what I mean.
I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE
update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
This was my chemistry professor.
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
first things first i’m
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
mom please can I have 50,000 dollars and a popsicle
Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself