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zeldathemes

upallnightogetloki:

goldenmcnugga:

laughbitches:

bennydickcumerbund:

Hey guys

You know this scene?

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They weren’t supposed to touch him

I still would’ve 

Same

I know Hayley’s was unscripted but if Dominic wasn’t supposed to touch him either, that just makes everything that much more hilarious because Chris Evans’s milkshake brings EVERYONE to the yard.

5.17 | 99 Problems

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

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What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?

Anonymous

anigrrrl2:

aconissa:

50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

Perfectly said. 

mishasassbutt:

talking to people you want to be friend with more like
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unamusedsloth:

No CAPES!

unamusedsloth:

No CAPES!

meandjuliodownbythedogpark:

bittergrapes:

faeiouck:

MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT

LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN

JUST WATCH IT

I have lost faith in physics

I just really like imagining basketball players doing these moves during games.

didney-whorl:

itslikethatfrenchthing:

powerofvoodoo:

so i’m ready to go back to school

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woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

How are you going to do math without a pencil!!??

"Then we hide the knives until he perks up"

Ian: [bottom joke]
Mickey: always with the fuckin bottom jokes
Ian: i think of them ahead of time just to make sure i don't miss one
Mickey: get a hobby
Ian: i got a hobby *smacks Mickey's ass*

danny-devitos:

Mickey milkovich first and last lines (1x03 and 4x12)